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A croak and dagger agent!
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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...