Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...