Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...