In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Software development cycle
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Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...