How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.