The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
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When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
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The Crying Horse
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