One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...