Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....