The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.