Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...