Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...