The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.