Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...