Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...