You know you’re a Teacher if…
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The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
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The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...