What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....