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A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
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A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
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A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
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The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
How many seconds are in a year?
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A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
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How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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