Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...