Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
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10 things to never say to a naked man…
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Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Optimist vs. Pessimist
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Geriatric Gynecologist
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Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Quotes from stupid 02
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K9 is for assistance
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Life’s Lessons.
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I’ll tell them slowly
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