Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...