What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.