Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...