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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...