What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Fill Er Up!
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The world’s smartest man?
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The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...