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You know you’re a Teacher if…
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Riddle me this???
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If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
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The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
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A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Can I take his place?
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The family of tomatoes
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Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...