Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...