The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...