Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...