ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...