School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...