Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...