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A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
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In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Candles
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The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
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