Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...