Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...