Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
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|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
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Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...