Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...