Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...