IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...