Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...