Why did the spider buy a car?
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Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
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It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...