Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!