Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...