Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.