A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...