100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...