Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....