Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...