Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...