Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...