My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.